Those dress shirts and ill-fitting suits were especially painful to stare at.

Yeah, or from tire to tire, or air pressure, or velocity...

Different budgets for different projects. But I empathize with your hatred of the poor road conditions in the Bay Area. I’d recommend you move to San Diego, but the roads here aren’t much better (especially in beach towns), ad we also have too many people moving in every day; so stay in the Bay and get an SUV with…

Idea: Fill the potholes with piezo arrays.

I imagine your down-hill solution would make the most sense from an energy-efficiency perspective. However, for testing purposes, they will probably find a perfectly level and straight surface on which to test.

I think it’s fine on a big rig trailer, but I do cringe a little whenever I see “clean me” rubbed into the paint of someone’s car.

I think this is what happens when you gut the EPA.

So you’re saying she should be driving a newer Camaro.

M.I.A.T.A.

I get where you’re coming from. But how else will she be enlightened? If Jalopnik requires her to test a new convertible, she just might see the light.

The problem is that people think driving in a modern convertible is the same as driving in an open Jeep; they are not the same at all. I also hate driving in an open Jeep, and I don’t have long hair. It’s turbulent, loud, tiring... My ND is calm, quiet (more so with the top down than up, actually) and enjoyable.

I hate convertibles. I’m not willing to put up with all of these “quirks” in order to have my own hair blown into my mouth as I drive.

My problem with the 350Z convertible is that the rear end is too long. It has the proportions of a mid-engine convertible, but it isn’t one. The trunk shouldn’t look just as long as the hood!

Well, it is the Four Door Sports Car.

The most surprising part of this story, to me, is that there is a 54 year old named Kevin.

Easy: if they’re a woman. Come at me, bro!

I agree, but I think their bad driving is more from a place of selfishness and self-importance than from an inability to drive well.

If I remember correctly, a guy recently won his argument in the Supreme Court that this heads-up flash was protected under the First Amendment.

You asked, I answered. If you ask me what I think of the sweater you’re wearing, and you’re Bill Cosby, I’ll tell you that your sweater is ugly. This isn’t me slinging insults, it’s answering your question. Of course Bill Cosby wears ugly sweaters (it gets the women loosened up). And of course you’re a basic bitch.

Calling you out for all your shortcomings and highlighting the motivation behind your irrational mindset does nothing to discredit my argument; it bolsters my argument. But it does seem to crack your fragile ego very effectively, which is quite fun.