Wow! You’ve convinced me! I can’t wait to read their email exchange about how getting the mail is just like reading Proust in the original French!

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Ugh, I hope no Alex. Alex is horrible and boring.

What gets me about the Rachel Roy rumors is that it seems like more of a calculated Alpha move against Dame Dash than an unbridled sexual affair.

Has Matt Damon weighed in on this casting issue yet?

“I’ll allow it”

Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?

They want the local colour, not the locals of colour.

She’s now issued an apology. Which sounds pretty lame if you’re a politician running for FUCKING PRESIDENT. I can afford to be misinformed about the Reagan administration. She cannot.

Hil seems desperate to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

i mean if there is anything hillary clinton is known for, its her next-level satire skills, right?

War and Peace: Child’s card game and my favorite Beanie Baby.

A Tale of Two Cities: It's a memoir about living in London vs. Paris.

It's unfortunate that men of color so often see the goal as gaining access to the white patriarchy rather than dismantling it.