Translation: Other people need to learn how to take a joke when I make fun of their problems. But when it’s personal to me, I find it offensive and unfunny.

I too cannot believe I came across a joke in poor taste in the Deadspin comments section. I thought I’d be safe here!

‘1492: Conquest of Paradise’ was more of a fantasy movie than any superhero flick.

Randy Edsall, for those wondering, currently has a made up job working for the Detroit Lions which he is absurdly underqualified for. Randy Edsall can die in a fire. Fuck Randy Edsall. Someone send this comment to him.

Don’t cry for him, Argentina

Yeah, I’ve got one, the one I caught off of a Fred Patek foul ball in 77. I was 7 and with my grandfather who took me to the game for my birthday. Its the physical manifestation of a nice memory. I’ve caught 5 over the years and I’ve never felt the need to keep them.

Thanks Trudeau