This seems like a waste of time. You can buy a kryptonite cable like this for less than $10.

BTW, Puppy Linux is hideous. Trust me, it's completely butt ugly.

It takes a good long while for anyone to adapt. I went from being able to run 4-5 km a day, no problems, to barely being able to do 1 km before I called it quits and walked home.

They should probably examine their evidence, then. Epidemiology is justification for saying they are unhealthy, and epidemiology is wildly inaccurate.

It should have included this:

The world has to cope because they can't handle our freedom!

It doesn't have a chain rivet pusher :(

A desktop OS with multitasking? Now there's innovation!

I thought feminism was all about treating women as equal to men...

I disagree. In her role for SendGrid, she was in effect, a public face of the company.

What if you brush with something basic to counteract the acid, such as baking soda?

I just made duct tape carry handles for my three small trash bins. I live on the fourth floor of a dorm building, and have to carry them all the way down, and outside to throw garbage away.

If you have to prevent Windows update from forcing a reboot, you can type 'net stop "windows update"'

That's about $79 too much.

If I could upvote you, I would. It's also poignant to point out the NHANES macronutrient data alongside obesity rates over time. People have been eating less fat, and it doesn't work.

shampoo

Cast iron. At least get a skillet or fry pan. You cannot cook bacon properly without cast iron. Go to a thrift store and see if they have any cast iron, that way it's already been seasoned. They will last forever.

Ibuprofen + nap

Haven't people ever heard of fenders and rain gear?

And for Linux users, we have Redshift (the package is usually called redshift-gtk)