who also buys water bottles? join any organization like a soccer team in my town and they are practically giving them away. My first day of university I got two water bottles. My town’s local street fair gives aways thousands of free reusable water bottles. I bought myself a nice Contigo thermal mug for about $25 but…

I have been to only two weddings, but the only wedding song I remember is the super cliche John Legend song that was popular in 2014-2015. I don’t know what that will mean for the marriage other than symbolizing it as a very boring relationship.

Ten is early. I didnt get the sexy feelings until like 15-16, even then I was repulsed by my own vagina still

Great article and very much hits home for me. I did not touch myself down there until like two years ago- when I mean touch myself I mean put my bare hand in any bare vagina. As a catholic I didn’t feel guilty masturbating, it was the sensation of feeling my vagina that repulsed me. I think I started masturbating at…

Yes, Very creep

My dad finds it fucked up that the many weddings he attended in the 80s and 90s played The Police’s “ Every breath you take.” The song is basically a stalker’s manifesto

This is sooo funny! I put my thumb over his butt kinda like a censor other than that it was very funny

so i shouldn’t eat the cooked rice I left on my countertop, uncovered, for 5 days that is slowly solidifying into a rock? got it

i will let you have the last word

I was talking about his uncle pursuit of a women that was deemed unfit for a royal person, or even a regular person,to marry. You bringing in fucking Nazis was not at all my intention to what I meant by balls,I am well aware thank you of “Windsors” associations with the Germans. Also do not state with certainty that…

His great uncle had more balls than him

THANK YOU! I have been hearing no scrubs play in my head while listening to this song everytime and I thought I was going crazy. So glad writer for No Scrubs got credit!

His family is his biggest enabler

this is the best fucking story i have ever heard in my young life, thank you for sharing i really needed this

when i am at my most grossest i am usually on my period. it is the most unflattering two weeks i just want to cover in soap, water, and all the ointments to get rid of lol

he is creator of the best first and second seasons, the okayest third season, tolerable fourth, and a disaster of a fifth.

my cousin hated her movie because he was grossed out by her like the tampon joke she made which was so funny but funny to women who actually get it, not so much him and men like him who prefer their women sans blood ( i know that doesn’t exist but men just like to build up a myth of women as being clean, pure mystical…

is that a shocker?

where did you get this photo? Did you find it lost behind the bed frame in Neverland? This is such a creepy photo!

I am getting my bachelors in history so this would be a perfect master’s to achieve on top of it. fuck being a teacher, a doll historian for the privileged elite children is where it is at!