how i feel about Downton Abbey, not “cool” as much as “so pretty!!!!”

Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…

Does she have to take him into the bathroom with her?

Right? Load up your Kindle and settle in, lady.

right!? Easiest job ever!

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

Notice I said that we should all advocate for decent child care. I want that, not people arbitrarily bringing infants to conferences (which other people paid a lot to attend) or while they teach college classes (ditto on other people paying a lot of money)

Someone brought an infant to the Avengers and it kept crying... like what the fuck. Some people just don’t get it. People tend to bring their infant to totally inappropriate situations and let them cry and not see the problem. This situation is a bit different... but still doesn’t sound like an appropriate setting to…

I don’t know. And I get that day care is expensive and we need to fix that. But that doesn’t give parents a carte blanche to just bring their babies around wherever they want. The other day the aesthetician that was doing my waxing had her toddler in the room across the hall; he kept crying and at one point she had to…

I agree with you. I have a friend who is hoping to do as the writer and wear her baby to work and I just don’t think it’s going to work out. It would kill my concentration if I was her labmate. Infants sleep a lot but when they are not sleeping they take attention. And things that can sound like happy baby noises to…

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…

I think that Emma Roberts is not good and that as “Chanel” she’s just embellishing/playing-up her real-life persona. Could also be that it’s just poorly directed bad material too, though.

I lasted 1 episode. All the characters talk similarly (see: Sorkin’s problem) - it’s Glee all over again with gore. Yes, it’s interesting to look at and I like the actors, but that just isn’t enough anymore.

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…

Yeah, that site is for banging, too.

I got dumped pretty spectacularly, once. My ex-boyfriend’s birthday was four days later. I agonized very briefly over whether I should call him, or send a card, or something, to wish him a happy birthday, but ultimately decided not to.

She’s gonna be all like:

As someone who has a BPD mom and aunts/uncles who aren’t really hip to that knowledge and don’t know how abusive she is, I have made my peace with the fact that most of them will never really know me, they’ll have a distorted view from her, and there’s nothing I can do about it. I live a life that I’m proud of, I’m…

Ahhh, so your aunties were the models for Patty and Selma Bouvier.

This is all very James and the Giant Peach to me.