Another great story out of my beloved Florida :-/

ooh good point! We're talking criminal, not civil! *rubs hands in anticipation* I'm so mad at Bill :-(

If this goes to trial, it's going to be on par with the OJ trial. Doubt Bill will let it get that far. He seems more like the "throw money at it to make it go away" type...oh wait, he did that repeatedly, didn't he?

Didn't have a wedding, but renewing our vows on the 5 year anniversary...coming up soon. I have several close friends, and one of them has already mandated that she will be the maid of honor. I'm not quite sure what to make of this. Not cool having that decision hijacked from me. My irritating SIL has already assumed…

sounds like a plan, stan.

Soooo, was it worth it? That's what I am most interested in. Don't want to needlessly subject myself.

When I was 5 my Mom took us to Michael's or some craft store that had fake flowers. I spotted one of the blooms had broken off of the plastic stem and put it in my pocket. Didn't think much of it, guess I figured it was anybody's once it hit the floor. Mom found it in my pocket that night and marched me right back to…

What's the deal with the greys, anyway? Do we have to be "un-grey-ed" for each article we comment on?

My husband goes to great lengths to avoid calling my vagina anything (I prefer "pussy"). Sort of like when you don't know someone's name at a party, so you're all "hey, you!"

C'mon guys, let's not drag Kate into a debate about advocating "natural remedies." My takeaway: "If you have something mysterious happening on the inside of your vagina, please: ask your doctor about ureaplasma."

Yeah, like, how are they pooping? They need more bulk than just juice.

I'm all for comfort food-food and I go way back-but who makes up these bullshit holidays? And how can I make up a holiday? Maybe National Knitting Day?

Seriously. Then they bring up "free radicals." *dies*

THANK YOU! I'm all, "my liver and kidneys detox me JUST FINE." Drives me nuts when people bring up "toxins."

Can someone who is handy with photoshop stick some breasts on a carp, please? Or maybe a carp face on a woman's scantily clad body?

+100 points for this gif. Where's the Doctor when we need him? He could sonic screwdriver the truth out of Cosby

I noticed that too. Interesting use of "claimed." I don't know what to say either...it's true, if he were were a woman, I'd be offended if someone said, "why didn't she tell him to stop." Who knows, may be he did tell her to stop. His art piece was supposed to be silent, and I guess he was really committed? Either…

I read the article then scrolled back up to check, "this has to be Mark."

I was going to liken this to pageantry...then I saw the "topless" photos. It would be different if she was just hanging out in the backyard, and her Mom snapped the photo, but it's really creepy to me that they deliberately posed her that way for a photo shoot.