What, no pictures???

Thanks everybody! Tonight I am reassured on TWO fronts: my ex WAS a dick, and my poon-smelling compulsion is shared by others. XOXO

YES! This is my secret shame! My ex husband used to catch me sniffing my fingers and when we divorced he told everyone we knew. Still embarrassed about that. But seriously, what is up with this compulsion? Are we in the minority? Is it a habit or a chemical compulsion?

YES!

Do you think his back is sore from all of that crouching while looking at the camera? Somebody get this guy an adjustable tripod. Watching this video with the sound off really changes one's perspective.

These lovely frocks will be great for showing off my above-the-knee-cellulite. THANKS FOR NOTHING T&Z!

I came here for the comments.

I really wanted to get into this song and enjoy it, but I just couldn't like it. Maybe if I listen to the studio version...

Maybe it's the nurse in me, but I can't help but think about Rihanna's lungs. Sure, her body's great, but I bet her lungs look like that of a Korean war veteran.

This mentality of victims perpetuating the cycle scares me. I know that most child molesters were "made" and not born, but as a victim of sexual abuse it frightens me to think that people might think that I may have those tendencies (which I do not).

I was sexually abused by a girl who was 5 years older than me for years. By the time I was 14, I was so confused. When I finally told my friends and family, people were so uncomfortable. One of the most shocking questions I got was, "So are you a lesbian?" It is such a relief that people are talking about female…

Can I just say, you are the best person on the internet right now. What a great apology. Never see that on any internet forums. Also, anybody else think he looks like the chipmunk on the right?