they are the last modern trucks built to last.

“These are built to last.”

Well, if I was the current mayor who inherited this pile of shit I’d also do what I could to pawn it off on the next guy. It’s a lose-lose no matter what.

Geographically close, it’s the USS Texas plan.

They are going to go with secret option #4:

That is an excellent bit of automotive/musical trivia, even if apocryphal. But what the hell is a pancake boat? Search results are pretty much just for some sort of passenger ferry in Amsterdam offering all you can eat pancakes.

not as forgettable as, say, Nikita Mazepin.

Tangentially related: Bikini Atoll is better than Salton Sea

Can we all agree that the issue isn’t dealers marking cars up it’s dealers existing in the first place.

It’s fucking weird is what it is

UPDATE: his weird fucking mural wall also includes Pearl Harbor.

Fuckin’ boomer-grade boring-ass car collection, too. And he apparently has a giant blown-up photo of 9/11 on his wall... Is he... proud? of that moment in American history?

We are one giant step closer to having billionaires funding their own private armies to enforce the political positions they prefer anywhere in the States.

This matches up with my personal experience of Pirellis being trash so I’ll go ahead and believe it.

‘Merica. Running your company to survive a rainy day is communism.

I mean, if you’re not willing to kill someone in a $10 camp chair then do you really deserve to go on a vacation at all?

Yes, this obviously sucks for most consumers, but what I think is also interesting is the challenge rental companies are facing. It very much speaks to what’s wrong with investors’ focus on short term metrics vis-a-vis the stock market. So these companies to shore up their quarterly financials and preserve their stock…

Seems silly to intentionally wreck a perfectly good car

WE MISS FANCY KRISTEN!

Im going to commission Mitsubishi to make a Mirage with a bespoke compartment that perfectly holds two gas station hot dogs and keeps them at their optimal temperature of 117 degrees Fahrenheit and a cooled cupholder specifically designed to match the aesthetic of my favorite Monster Energy flavor - Zero Ultra.