Looks like a shitty Winamp skin color scheme, but I guess that sort of makes sense considering the sort of rich tasteless poser dipshit that the nameplate and exterior design are also clearly designed to court.

Yeah, I’m having trouble even figuring out why that’s “agro”, dark-ish color scheme and an analog clock? I guess? 

“Except because it’s going in a Hummer, it’ll look super-aggro now, like a computer terminal from The Avengers or something.”

There's worse and many of them as well...

Especially when they are still proudly rocking them along with the matching hat.

A sticker as well as a religious affiliation.

Let’s get it out of the way now... this is THE worst bumper sticker, bar none:

The only one I can remember, due to the irony, was this old man’s car, plastered with pro American and anti-immigration stickers(THEY TOOK OUR JERBS, DEPORT THE ILLEGALS BUY AMERICAN USA #1!!). It was a PT cruiser, which last I checked was made in Toluca, Mexico.

People like this make me want to live in tarp-covered hole in the woods.

That’s definitely the profile of someone who tells it like it is, and doesn’t exaggerate for effect. I’m sure he’s done 40,000 miles without driving...

“Imagine shopping for a house and the realtor telling you the seller said you can’t see the house unless you agree to $100,000 over asking price. You’d walk.”

Ford: We’ll use the Lightning brand on our electric trucks.

Me: Wow was that whole Rich Energy funding deal a crazy scenario. Haas’ sponsorship status can’t get any stranger, can it?

Nothing wrong with a Phantom in Green

anyone that can reelect a turtle to senate that many times has got to be a bit addled.

Well, it *is* Kentucky.

The police should set up a combination DUI checkpoint/mental health screening checkpoint there; there’s no way those people aren’t drunk, high, or severely addled.