Pirelli, if your Superhard tires last more than 4 hours, don’t forget to see a doctor.

I quote myself from the earlier article:

Ok, after finally seeing video, the car’s radar sensors should have picked that up. A driver (not texting) would not have been able to avoid that crash, but radar should have seen her plain as day, or would have on a system as good as Tesla’s.

Trump famously refused to sell his businesses upon taking office, opting for a blind trust

Yes, but not at the same time.

In the 80s, I got out of my car after driving from LA to Mammoth, and discovered a gas pump handle and part of a hose, still in the tank filler on the right side of my 82 Celica.

Seen hiding in the grandstands..

Hi Taylor!!!

I’m choosing to believe that this is satire. I feel much better that way.

The nerve has been punched too many times. I no longer have the ability to feel outraged or upset. I am just numb and tired.

The rear facing jump seats should be upholstered in the itchiest burlap known to man an barely large enough for a small child to sit in just to further emphasize how unworthy the passengers are who get to gaze upon the VIP.

Divorce is the only thing Trump has legitimate experience with.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

Seriously, what do the Trump men have against suits that fit?

How cute, you think their owners actually take them off the pavement.

Let me be the first to enthusiastically say Hail Satan!

This guy is so full of shit.

Right? He could have that life AND look like his slack jawed half brothers.

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.