Wait, isn’t the Command Module supposed to separate from the Service Module?

Star for Stone’enge reference.

the officers [so that they can pretend that car chases are useful and not just an excuse to hoon and entrap people into breaking more laws, decided retroactively to have] broke[n] off the pursuit shortly before the crash

Some might say the successor will be a Jagwire. 

Good, electronics is the one area where Jaguar really excels.

I don’t think the dealership experience would be the biggest hurdle to overcome.
I know this has been said and debated but the biggest problem they still face is the badge.

Jalops love to praise companies such as KIA and Hyundai for taking bold steps and meeting delivering enthusiast vehicles but none (or few) of them…

Yes, get rid of brain Crash and “The American.” Hire Kimi to be the test driver: “Car handled well.” “Car handled bad.”

So, one take-away could be that The Grand Tour is now becoming Original Top Gear USA?

Does kneeling while a song plays really hurt anybody?

“It duz tew! It’s disrepectin’ mah flahg.” Says the fat asshole wearing a flag hat (thus violating the Flag Code), sitting on his couch, sipping his can of America whilst the National Anthem plays in the background at the beginning of a NASCAR race.

I wasn’t overly impressed with the first season of The Grand Tour - I thought it suffered from poor writing, too big a budget and trying too hard to be Top Gear without being Top Gear - but this looks fun. I’m interested to know what the deal is with that airplane being blown around that we saw in the trailer.

COTD because, I mean...

This deserves many more stars.

I never understood the whole tent thing...

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Good, that means they can drop that stupid and painful “Celebrity Brain Crash” bit that just highlights how none of them should become actors.

you’re proud of having unpopular opinions, i bet. it’s the lazy man’s way of standing out.

These are the Declarations of Causes of Seceding States, original unedited documents dating back to the formation of the Confederacy. Basically they’re declarations of independence written by five of the Confederate states (Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, Texas, and Virginia) explaining why said states have…

“Damn Liberuls and their participation medals!”

Harry’s father was the more handsome of the two dads as well.