Huh. I ended up hanging out with a bunch of the Corvette Racing (and Continental Tire) folks Friday night; we were staying at the same hotel in Monterey (well, Seaside). Nice folks, mostly. I had no idea there were races happening until I pulled into the Embassy Suites parking lot and saw a gazillion Vettes and a…

He left behind residual hatred of America so now the entire new stadium stinks of communism. Plus it’s hard to get to and doesn’t have much shade.

I would love...LOVE for that happen. An owner comes out of the box, tells a player to leave, the rest of the team flips the owner the bird and walks out with the player. The owner then demands the equipment staff take the field and it’s like that scene in the Waterboy.

Thanks, Danny! I think I’ll try to revisit that now that I’ve got the happy story published.

Subway doesn’t owe a duty to an employee’s wife. MAYBE in the case of occupational exposures, but that’s about it. I’m not sure why people are advocating that employers get more involved in the private lives of employees, which is behavior that this suit effectively encourages.

No surprise in the hometown of Feces on the Family.

If I had a nickel for every time someone has said that..

Man, this Quarters guy really seems to be a dime of a citizen.

Can we all agree that Eddie Jordan is bad at interviews?

My money is on Ford.

Maybe if we all agree to never talk about this again, we can forget. Maybe.

Old people dressed as....older people

She is performing a public service - she knows Mustangs kill people, so she refuses to have one in her video. This song even has the warning: “Mustangs.......Gonna hit you like lightning”

You forgot “meaningful difference in the world”...

It’s gonna grab all the South Gina.

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

I know right?

Yeah...like how the driver is facing the passenger seat cleaning his sword.

It’s basically a giant stormtrooper helmet.

I agree with this, but I will listen to it because it’s tolerable new music and that is a rarity these days.