No, I sound like all the people who think Lolo Jones shouldn't have more endorsements and name recognition than the two women from her team who actually medaled in the Olympics, women who she didn't even shake hands with and who got called ugly bitches in the national media and on Jez for pointing out the skewed…
I've always heard way more about her hymen than her skills.
What? Oh yeah, we are talking about "Lolo look at me Jones."
I find it difficult to believe that submissive women are hard to find in Utah.
NO NO NO. The good thing about pumpkin spice is the obsession lasts a very specific amount of time, and there's no real "creep" (like Christmas!) It starts in mid-September and ends mercifully on Thanksgiving. That's 10 weeks. Our of 52! To enjoy a pumpkin any way you can think of! Better than bacon or cupcakes…
A 99-year-old Iowa woman who dropped out of high school over 80 years ago despite needing only a single credit to…
Each morning, he would ask, “Honey, how long you have been awake?”
I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.
Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE INTERVIEW THE BLACK WOMEN that Cyrus used in the performance and get their story. or even THEIR NAMES.
""I'm from one of the wealthiest counties in America," she says. "I know what I am. But I also know what I like to listen to. Look at any 20-year-old white girl right now – that's what they're listening to at the club. It's 2013. The gays are getting married, we're all collaborating. I would never think about the…
"It's pronounced 'Owen', so stop making that noise like a car wooshing past you at the Grand Prix."
Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.
Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh
Fucking kill meigh.
Goddamnit, that's what I need. A menustruation concierge.
Do you have your Gold Plus Membership card or just a day pass? Because we have different managers for different types of guests...
Dammit, I did NOT sign up for the dark and depressing dystopian cyberpunk future. I signed up for the spiffy, shiny Jetson's one. I demand to speak to a manager about this!
Hmm, I may have gotten it wrong because she speaks French, as well as Italian and Spanish(?) in addition to German. She sounds like the anti-Kardashian. ;)
It's alright. I mean, we fobbed off Piers Morgan onto you guys, we've been expecting some form of retribution for a while now.