Why are we still talking about this song? Honestly I don't see the big deal. Because of that, here's an older gentleman in a bunny costume.

She loves diverse bodies so much that she can't wait to change them.

Lantern-jawed white guys are so underrepresented on the teevee! I'm so glad that the Today Show is fixing the problem!

I agree - is this directed to gardening fraternities? Brotanists?

By the principle of supply and demand alone his theory doesn't work out. The number of women a man can impregnate is higher than the number of men a woman can have children by, because for 9 months you're out of the game. Therefore eggs are more valuable than sperm. And that's assuming anyone would want to have kids…

"It is the Royal Essence and you better enjoy every last drop.
If it lands on your face, chest or back, consider it raindrops from heaven, a rope of Holy Yogurt.
If you are lucky enough to get it in your mouth, savor it like the nourishing nectar of the Gods.

So he can polish furniture and hide small scratches with his jizz? Use a napkin when setting food on his coffee table.

That would be my question as well. When these stories pop up, I can always see how the young woman (it's usually a woman) is interested in the older dude, because hey, he's hot or whatever, but I don't understand how the older dude can be into someone 13 years his junior without being a skeevy fuck because let's be…

What do a 19 year old and a 32 year old have in common besides boning?

FEMEN is to feminism what PETA is to vegetarianism.

"Justice for women! Violence be damned!"
...says our America, land of the thousands of untested rape kits.
India is being seen as such an extreme example of a debilitating patriarchy through this coverage that its allowing many oblivious people to pat themselves on the back for contributing to an American culture that's…

French women are like the Honey Badgers of ladydom: they just don't give une merde.

BREAKING NEWS: BABY DOES BABY THINGS WHILE BEING A BABY.

But you have to admit: marriage is a dream within a dream. You might even say...

Marriage is a sacred bond between the bridal industry and your wallet.

Well, as long as the kids are "standing their ground" I'm sure it's legal.

Well, it's Florida, so I guess they won't strictly speaking be breaking any laws if they DO kill any kids.

At least she didn't release a pop song.

"Still, Leathers' actions are hurtful to people who did nothing wrong — like Weiner's wife and son — and therefore, if you believe that hurting people is wrong, flaunting those actions and causing collateral emotional damage in the process is immoral. Just because Anthony Weiner is a bigger jerk doesn't mean that…