"i'm'a let you finish, Kim, but Beyonce had the best celebrity birth of all time."

I almost peed myself when I read this comment. You win the internets.

In the desert
I saw Joe Francis,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter—bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

Can someone please explain to me how someone getting hammered and sleeping with someone you regret is rape, as long as you consented at the time?

PENIS: Do not handle machinery while intoxicated.

RAGE!

what a coincidence - Kanye's also the love of Kanye's life!

At 79 years old I think Joan Rivers is entitled to slum it as she sees fit.

It's been a long time since she did a lot of stand up but she was good at the top of her game. Definitely not some people's style of comedy but I usually find her endearing in her casual dismissal of so-called "celebs." Here was one of her acts…

Now if only he were at the University of Michigan. It would be the ultimate meta post.

It was even cuter the other night when he tweeted for the Wolverines to win. C'mon, bub.