this seems to be the only appropriate response:

Great point, but a quick clarification: Brazilians are NOT Hispanic, since being Hispanic is partly defined as being from a country that speaks Spanish, while Brazilians speak Portuguese. Many Brazilians get VERY offended if you call them Hispanic. Race is a very different social construct there, as it is in every…

"What comes out of someone else's vagina isn't your concern!"

how does one make a sequel to Schindler's List?

Majority shouldn't dictate what the minority is and isn't allowed to do, huh. Sounds like Texas could use a lesson in what Thomas Jefferson said right about now.

now THAT is an old world's worst nightmare.

is the recommitted virginity technical?

When I was at Mayo, I saw a lot of people from the Saudi Arabian royal family, and as soon as the burqas came off, those women wore all sorts of Gucci, Prada, and Fendi. They were some of the most well-dressed women I had ever seen, and their makeup was done perfectly.

Did he tweet this from the closet?

No, the bill that seeks to ban SAFE abortion after 20 weeks passes house.

thank you :) this just made my day.

It's a reference to this:

I really hope they name her Fishsticks.

Whiskey dick comes to mind here...

Can we please put a moratorium on the word "slut" and any variation thereof? With all the suicides it's caused, I hardly see a reason for anybody to use it.

Scarlett Johansson's outfit is a little too Kim Kardashian for my taste, but her makeup is FLAWLESS. Anybody know what she used?

The comment about the last one who says that he's "not really good at too many things" breaks my heart. Everybody's good at something.

A pregnancy test is standard for every woman between 10 and 60, no matter what the case is. Better to be on the safe side and make sure a woman doesn't have an ectopic pregnancy than to have a woman die from it.

the guy who'd regularly talk to his mother on the phone while we were having sex. enough said.

The only thing that would make this more complete is if he were wearing a Michigan Wolverines shirt.