That being said the Guardian sucks and their coverage is aimed at sour faced English middle class wankers so this is a toss up.

I’ll put an asterisk by that idea . . . 

Know thyme?  Two, Di!  

I’m putting my money into pig iron!

Roman pigs . . . next we’ll have to c0ntend with Saracen dogs!

So Rome fell to tusken raiders?  

Should’ve seen this coming with the Boargia popes!

The Ugly American indeed.

Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look . . .

That means I get to comment on anyone who supposedly lives by the same rules as I do but whose personal resources means those rules don’t apply.

To me, the saddest and stupidest part of this is that her daughter didn’t care in the slightest about getting a degree. She said on her vlog that she wasn’t at all interested in classes, but she definitely wanted the ‘college experience’ of going to the parties.

Yeah, it’s not for you to say as long as you don’t live where these sorts of rules don’t apply to people who are too rich/white for them.  

Zod has decreed that you may indeed be that guy.

That must be where the five percent difference comes in!

Mr. Dalliard is a woman?!?

I can only think of one movie where the heroine had a happy, joyful experience with her audition for a ballet company and comes away with a positive ending.

As someone who dwells in obscurity, I can say with relative certainty that any reference to my IRL identity is certainly coincidence. That’s why I choose to live in ignominious poverty!

Set on Earth and across multiple contents, ‌the series follows different perspectives from people around the globe as they deal with a particularly threatening and explosive alien, um, invasion.

Kudo for putting herself out there.  

It will certainly be divisive . . . I expect quite a bit of cleavage!