You should do children’s parties!

Of course, the same might be said of your opinion.  

As were the prostitutes . . . .

With the inevitable sequel where he supports his grown son, who has come out of the closet, Stan By Your Man.

Pity, it was the perfect Norm MacDonald vehicle.

You do realize her biggest hit, “Anaconda”, was stolen from Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”?

I see your game but I won’t play ball!

*sets up Pinkie’s Ye Olde Labcoats & Bubbling Test Tube Emporium*

“Caring” is not the same as “mocking”.

Can someone explain the joke? What’s the other possibility?

I loved Andy Kaufman for about twenty minutes when he first came because he was so delightfully different and original . . . and the better I got to know him, the more I hated him.

And here I thought it had to do with hustling Huguenots into the Bastille!

So he’s perfect for a Trump bio-pic!

How do you know that?

“Let the scientists do their jobs! Do the scientists come to your job and knock the genitals out of your mouth?”

Okay, here’s a hot take for you, buddy. Her opinion is not trash . . . it’s garbage!

Does her cousin’s friend’s swollen balls live in Canada? That would explain a lot.

“He hasn’t once remembered my birthday.”

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad thing about Jeff Daniels.  Anyone?

I miss Jan Hooks.