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Pinkie Fisticuffs
pinkiefisticuffs

They both have more money than me, so they both deserve to lose. 

More like . . . no Seth MacFarlane! Whoooooooo!

Boom! They got roasted!

*faints dead away*

How much?

No, this was in New York. 

Nope.  Definitely the best for everyone involved. 

FilthyWhore Eats Wet Rat

As if anyone needed a reason to hate you forever!

Garry Marshall’s explanation was that Chuck won an all-expenses-paid scholarship to the University of Outer Mongolia.

Do you pay per ghost, or is it a lump sum for “haunted”?

No, he was just tucking in his shirt . . . .

To be fair, “FilthyWhore Eats Wet Rat” doesn’t make for a catchy headline.

So . . . exorcism and conversion therapy wasn’t ultraconservative enough for him?

All floats have to be either over-inflated or under-inflated.

Eh, just take some de-wormer and you’ll be fine.

“plus, I’m older.”

Nope, have seen none of them.

He's definitely a short-hauler, if you know what I mean.

At least we know he's free of worms!