Amen.

I remember falling out of love with Michael Keaton after Burton’s Batman, when he dismissed those who objected to his casting as “the DC Fanatics”. It was generally an okay movie . . . but he was wrong for the part. Don’t think I’ve really watched anything of his since.

*raises hand*

At the end, is he actually just a dying guy having a fever dream? Because I really need to see a few dozen more iterations 0f that premise.

I’ll take “Two People Who Have Never Been In My Kitchen” for $400 . . .

What?!?  When!!?!?

Nope, never been an NYC resident . . . but that sounds like life pretty much anywhere.  

Nice try for an alibi, buddy!

Frankly, there’s something wrong with the way you’ve been living you’re life if this owl was a revelation to you.  Sounds like these people seriously needed a wake-up call.

You sound fun. You should write children’s books.

Don’t Breathe 2:  Cardiovascular Boogaloo!

Maybe it escaped fr0m a z00!

Great!  More features for a platform that I don’t use!

The worst thing is that this lady knew exactly the right buttons to push and the right ways to do it so there was no way to retaliate legally.

*prepares The Hook*

My name is benexclaimed and I’m going to take the word of the lady in the video (the one who said it was funny) over the, uh, perfectly sane woman in the AVClub comments writing a fan fic about burning crosses and murder because she’s absolutely mentally healthy.

As it so happens, I happen to be available.  Of course, I’m neither young nor female, but I have no problem being involved in disasters.  I’m still on AV, after all.  

By lying about woman, vaccines, and . . . oh, that was a rhetorical question.

Who is Bill Cosby?

.  . . as well as the cameraman, crew, and rand0m passersby whenever he’s not in a jolly mood.