I wonder if he’s ever gotten laid because this.

*faints dead away*

*insert lazy joke here*

BONG!

Is anyone really still starving in Africa?

Clearly, they should have made the Titanic out of duct tape, instead if using steel.  Heck, that stuff isn’t even waterproof!

Some years back, I lived in Louisiana. Obviously, I didn’t fit in.

It shows him as a loving, really caring father and husband and then suddenly, several years later he leaves his wife and doesn’t even bother to keep in contact with the daughter he was just doting over...because¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This was a fine alien movie!

For all that it gets bagged on these days, Avatar still looks pretty amazing, and its budget is listed as 237 million on Wikipedia.

I don’t hate Chris Pratt, I just can’t particularly like or respect him. Everything I’ve read about him is that he effectively doofus’d his way into a television career and was happily married to a woman he loved . . . until he lost weight, got in shape, and got a starring role. Then he became a star.

Over-40 “recruiting” would also reduce the number of recruits who would have subsequently had children, thus exponentially reducing the number of paradoxes produced by their demise.

The Tomorrow War: Better Thank Chris Elliott

Just looked that up.  Christ on a crutch . . . . 

I’m pretty sure it’s more dangerous than the environmental charity.

And his German roommate, “Kraut Schnitzel”. 

Well, the orcs and hobbits were working together to invent golf.  The orcs were developing the clubs, and the hobbits were the balls.  It was a collaborative effort.  

I tried to get on the Jolt bandwagon when it first came out, but it wasn’t happening.  Tasted like crap.  

Only in that it features an attractive actress killing people.  

That’s how I feel ab0ut Salma Hayek. That woman is only a few days older than me. Yet nobody’s eager to see me in a blond wig and latex jumpsuit.