but no matter where you go it’s Polonius, because you don’t actually get to choose who’s visiting you when you hear a knock on the door in real life.

Knives Out 2: Knife Harder

Nice to see Ms. Beckinsale move on from the crappy vampire movies.  

Yep, he could’ve really been a Beau Brummel baby, if he’d just given it half a chance.  

Of course his mother noticed. It’s her underwear, after all.

Eventually I realized it probably just made people think I was unapproachably weird.

“Hey, why do you wear that Hawaiian shirt every day?”

Sounds like someone was . . .

The ‘cease and desist’ letter from the Prime Creator of This Earth is definitely a Florida Man move.  

Why the EVER-LOVING FUCK is there going to be a fifth movie?!?

Maybe Samuel L. Jackson wasn’t available.  

This is one of those movies I’ve seen and heard just about everything about without ever having actually seen it.  

Just wait until end of the Covid incubation period . . . 

Ah, that makes sense. A couple of these ‘arrivals’ are ones that I was certain I’d watched on Netflix already.

Probably the remake, but I’m okay with that, given the crush I had on Nastassja Kinski at the time.  And Malcolm McDowell is great in anything he’s in.  

If I recall correctly (also not having seen it), in Colossal she was actually Kaiju Annie Hathaway.

Time to send in a tiny rodent Captain Kirk . . . to go boldly where no mouse has ever gone before.

When in doubt, direct your righteous anger at any of the usual suspects:

One On One with Kirk Cameron

Auf wiedersehen, Herr Vago. I’ll always fondly remember this column and my intermittent accusations that you were in Big Somebody’s pocket. Little did we know . . . you were all our pockets all along.