It’s such an overblown idea, it’s really bomb bat bombast.  

She’s often confused with Hedy Lamark, champion of the acquired character inheritance theory called Lamarkism.    It had something to do with German actresses cutting the tails off rats, or somesuch.  

Despite having been a nerdy and friendless comic geek who read Crisis when it came out, I confess t0 being mystified by that reference.  Kudos to you, Evil Lincoln.  

Can’t fight if you’re pooping!

I’m thinking it was suggested by some closeted general fantasizing about hot Slavic cock.

You could write a book on just incredibly stupid weapon designs for world war 2 that didn’t get made.

Thank god for a declining birth rate!

There is no useless information, only useless people.  

I hate children, so that’s a pretty easy rule to follow.

I ran across this one a while back.  While I applaud her intent and dedication, I find the results . . . creepy and sad.  She’s managed to create her own J-Horror village.  

Now that’s not cooking with gas!

Sounds like Theatre Of Blood already has the backstory for a sequel!

I am now going to ignore the existence of that image, in order to preserve my lifelong crush on Ms. Rigg.  

It’s like being too nerdy for the AV Club!

Take your goddamned star, you magnificent bastard!

I live in Northwest Florida. If people around here could secede and form a nation ruled by Trump, they would do it in a heartbeat.

To paraphrase Mel Brooks:  Tragedy is when I hurt my finger.  Comedy is when Mike Lindell falls down an open sewer and dies.  

Probably better than drinking heavily, breaking things, or shooting everyone with a semi-automatic rifle

The “other issues Amazon has” is what makes it a big deal. They exert constant, intense pressure to meet nigh-impossible performance metrics, to the point of inflicting work-related injuries and refusing to allow time to visit a toilet, but now they want a pat on the back for giving lip-service to ‘wellness’.

The woman in the ad is like “I even needed three surgeries that Amazon medical insurance covered” and all I can think is “I bet all three were work related injuries”