I used to worry about that sort of thing.  Then my idiot fellow citizens voted for Trump and I decided it was a lost cause.  

Sure, just go ahead and take the reasonable view.

Little know fact: Ernest Hemingway’s lost suitcase contained stories he wrote for Weird Tales.

I’m hoping for the eventual publication of Mickey Spillane’s The Art Of French Cuisine.

Tis true. In 1989 we flew from London to Orlando via Bangor. In a 757. It was awful.

We get it, Vago.  You’re in the pocket of Big Kreuz.  

Someone should have checked his bags for fake mustaches.

There’s also a Bangor in Wales, you could do a worldwide Bangor tour.

We’re from the United States.  Are we actually supposed to give a shit about things we don’t know?  

What about meth? Asking for a friend.  Well, okay, not really a friend.  Okay, it’s my dealer, dude, what’s which all the questions jeez I’m just askin’ I mean what’s with the third degree no I’m not talking about drugs you’re talking about drugs just back off man omigodthebugsthebugsthebugs

The American version will be awful because there’s no real cultural diversity in the United States.

I’m not sure there are many Yugos still on the road. They weren’t built to last and don’t seem to even have the ironic nostalgia thing going for them that the East German Trabants do.

That’s a shockingly reckless allegation, CineCraft!  What sort of spurious rumormongering are you resorting to?  Next you’ll claim that many of these beloved artists were known to engage in socially irresponsible sexual behavior!

Um, actually . . . I think you mean “pedant”.  

That could extend out way farther: Patrick Henry James Franco Nero barely scratches the surface.

Hamologist, that’s the sort of intelligent, interesting, and slightly pendantic sort of post that got me interested in the AV Club in the first place.

Good to know, thanks for the insight.

Sounds like a crappy job.  Is that typical of these productions?  

I am old enough to remember when MTV played music videos!

We’re not going to lie: This is the sort of radical swerve from BIO canon that might actually get us to check out one of the franchise’s mostly awful latter-day installments.