“That said, this is just the beginning of the war on Seuss.”

Sadly, unavailable titles also include “Wilber Whacks A Wop” and “The Tough Coughs As He Ploughs A Ho”.  

Dr. Seuss compared Josephine Baker t0 Ted Nugent?!?  THAT MONSTER!

“Dr. Suess was fine yesterday. Today he’s been declared forbidden. Better just nod and agree or be branded a bigot. Super healthy culture we’ve developed.”

Because then it’s not a book by Dr. Seuss.  

“Just accept what the official censors have added to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.”

I approve of the approval of this exercise.  

When you say “normal human contact”, are we talking about normal contact or normal humans?  Not sure if I’ve ever had either.  

Of all the songs I’ve heard, that was definitely one of them.  

Holy shit!  This may be the ONLY TIME EVER that I’ve found the YouTube comments worth reading!

You fool!  Don’t you realize the assholes are already in control?!?

That’s actually her evil twin.  You can tell by the goatee.  

I have only ever considered two tattoo designs:

*hums tunelessly, refuses to make eye contact*

Because Nazis are everywhere! And everywhen!

Internet . . . sit down. We need to talk. It has come to our attention that . . . well, to be honest . . . your idea of a ‘great job’ is somewhat less than we were hoping for.  

“I’ll trade you my script for “Libtarts”, a slow-burn drama about a bakery in Libya.”

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

“He constructs this whole torturously convoluted revenge plot for himself and then doesn’t even let himself get the actual revenge?”

You just have to blame it on the rain, blame it on the rain that was falling . . . .