Sweet!

But did you like it?  

I was given a compilation volume of three Koontz books once.  I made it through two books and couldn’t even start the third.  Maybe he got better around his seventieth or eightieth book, but the crap I read was total hackwork.  

That’s freakin’ hilarious!

Yes, I do!

The part where what you say is not what you mean.  Then again, your posts are mostly hate-fueled word salad.  

Don’t worry, I know the reference, I just wanted to detour into humor rather than race.  

The real question:  is Sabrina into fisting?  Then Hellboy’s a dream come true!

“Especially when naming your cat.”

I didn’t care for Hellboy 2.  Between the retcons, Hellboy being an asshole, and the groaningly obvious “kill her to kill him” twist, I was just annoyed by it.

Wow, that’s pretty funny.  After all, President Trump doesn’t have the courage to speak out against Nazis . . . 

. , , and there’s that compassionate conservatism we’ve all come to know and love.  

You sound fun.  You should write children’s books. 

Well, that de-escalated quickly. 

Yeah! Let’s fight THE MAN!

You sound like more of a KingButthead.

*plays clip*

“Or if you live in West Virginia, where your option is to vote for the guy who supported Kavanuagh or vote for his challenger, who would support Kavanuagh even more. “’

I thought it worked quite well as a subversion of standard tropes, basically being an inside-out X-Men.  Hell, Hargreeves didn’t even like the kids and basically ignored them whenever there wasn’t a job involved.  

Super butter: if you bite his sensuous velvety skin, you can’t resist going back for more, but you die of congestive heart failure first.