Wouldn’t that be the Cryptocurrency Keeper? 

To make a long story short . . . .

Hostel 2?

We already had that with Trollhunter.

Would you have bought a ticket? Then they’d have doubled their profits!

I think Halo Jones could make an absolutely great series, and I’ve been telling people that for years. That being said, I never really cared for Sam Slade.

I’m old-school.

I suspect “fuck his oxygen” is not an insult that’s going to keep him awake at nights. 

Uh . . . sociopath and psychopath are, technically speaking, interchangeable terms.

. . . and Phase One is complete. 

Okay, I’ll do it myself.

You sound fun.  You should write children’s books. 

Scarlett Johansson?  Steve Jobs?  Scott Joplin?

If I attach my name to the bid, will my mother like me again? 

“Most of those folks left when Disqus was discontinued.”

Roy Moore knows that children are the future . . .

I think the AV Club stance is, “This is stupid shit, let’s make fun of it.”

“I have 2 Family Videos that are open in my town and I for the life of me can not figure out how they make money.”

I’m confused by the title. 

That dinosaur is such a ho . . .