They should send the jockstrap to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia clinic. Synergy!

But . . .

Formative years spent in a sorority house and turned into an asshole?

The math checks out!

“I am sitting on a couch with a dog on either side of me, and am richer for it.”

The AV Club

“Dogs are great, for so many reasons. This guy is the scum of the earth.”

Seriously?  You seem to be confusing advocacy with humorlessness.

The AV Club

I’m surprise nobody has brought up Onan. While not specifically involving a ghost marriage, it does have some parallels.

“Yeah, but who’s gonna show up in heaven and be like “No thanks! Hell, please!”???

Can’t be any worse than The Room.

Really? I seem to recall a controversy over the LDS church retroactively baptizing Holocaust victims without any descendants being involved.

“And you were there, and got killed, and you were there, and died, and you were there, and got executed, and you were there, and got poisoned, and you were there . . . . “

Is it the moccasins?  It’s gotta be the moccasins? 

That was my assumption: the actors were trained by the same people in the same techniques, and the coordinators used the same styles throughout the fights. I might buy the “psychic link” if either character had a trainer who tried to teach them a different style that didn’t take.

Hot Take:  it was secretly mediocre!

“I know that sounds like hipster-parent bullshit “

I’m surprised they were able to coax Sandler out of his Career Vacation franchise, i.e. his live-action film career. 

All hail!