“- gave us Bram Stoker’s Dracula, which has wonderful visuals”

“Somehow these are “B-movies” while Get Out was an Oscar winner, which makes little sense to me.”

“[T]he cinematography is jejeune” is not a phrase I thought I’d hear in connection with a Purge movie.

You assume that I don’t?

“Depressing that people can be focused on humor when there are so many issues right now that require us to stand up and resist. Bread and circus...”

Time for a luckless punt!

If you’re an anime fan, be sure to catch the excellent Eccentric Family, which centers on a group of tanuki in Kyoto. It’s a hoot.

KAWAII!!!

Because Vago is in the pocket of Big Chinese Raccoon Dog!

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

The AV Club

Thank you, Captain Obvious. 

This sounds harrowing, and excellent.

They sent a kid to jail for life, just so they could make a chalkmark in their ‘win’ column.  Wonderful. 

Yeah, we really let him down.  He was very disappointed. 

Odd.  Are you conflating the Holy Trinity into just Jesus? 

Well, Vago’s obviously not in the pocket of Big Nipple, at least!

Simmer down, Francis. 

From that time his tattooist mispelled “on” . . . .

“Do yourself a favor, find a copy of the Principia Discordia.”