Next he’ll be after you’re lucky charms!

That’s because they’re fools.

You’re still assuming that the ‘pop’ in pop culture literally means popular.

Don’t feel bad about that. There are many, many other reasons to be ashamed of yourself, so go easy on that one.

You took that seriously? I’m just making shit up.

“You’re such a Miranda.”

“What was an original?“

The Sound Of Music?

Forget about it, Jake. It’s KinjaTown.

The Mack Came Back!

So, it’s like college, with more guns & cocaine and less student debt.

Are we still talking about selling drugs?

Perhaps a more appropriate update: make his mentor Rachel Ray.

Don’t! It’s a TRAP!

Your mom is Anna Faris?

Better if we don’t.

If they set this remake in Chinatown, then they could call it DragonFly!

*golf clap*

However, you don’t want to be in the target demo for Pissing Contest.

No, they’re on a remote island called Manhattan.