Glad I’m not the only one asking that question. Actually, if the screenwriters had any sense, they’d have the groom plan it that way to keep his friends exactly where he could see them.

Dignity, self-respect, a soul . . . you make the call.

It’s a role he can get his teeth into.

I have fewer and fewer male friends as I’ve grown older because I’ve learned that it’s foolhardy to put any real measure of trust into any human being.

The AV Club is the closest I’m willing to come to actual human interaction.

“Granted, Johnson’s and Buress’s characters seem less . . . self-explanatory”

“This whole genre of fun-loving irresponsible men need to grow up movies is getting a bit tired. It’s not particularly reflective of the thirty-fifty-something men I know either.”

TRUMP.

They did some decent covers, like Crimson And Clover, but most everything I recollect was originals.

The Babadook is more character and atmosphere. If you had a similar experience with It Follows, then I’d just suggest staying away from the moody atmosphere and character stuff, go with things that have more tense action elements. I’d definitely steer you away from I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House.

So your mastery of The Force depends on your strength of Whill?

I didn’t say they were popular. I said they were pop culture figures.

They’re trying to be flexible, but it lacks a certain snap.

That would just be a variant of the ‘space gun’ idea, I gather. Aside from needing sufficient power to reach space, there’s still the issue of needing a secondary thrust moment for course correction / stabilization. And whether anything you put inside your vehicle would survive the g-forces needed to achieve orbit.

I favor pushing him/her from a tall platform. Then tossing him/her an anvil for good measure.

Don’t confuse us with your “facts”, man!

“Fun fact: Jules Verne imagined we’d travel to the moon in a space train, complete with smokestack, tender and caboose.”

He fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets. Clearly, it was natural causes.

There’s also the possibility that he would simply stay in the same place, and the force of the blast would drive the cannon far underground.

Because Jim Davis is all about intellectual integrity.