“My wife is a dog show judge. I’m a psychologist who studies sexual abuse.”

Seriously, people, who hasn’t felt uncomfortable when dog show judges are examining your testicles? You may get used to it and even enjoy it eventually, but that first half-dozen times . . . it just feels weird.

I was still in denial that my law career was over before it really started.

You keep mistaking Twitter for MS Word.

He wishes. That would be punk.

Was that before or after Johnny Rotten took a paycheck for selling butter?

The Birds was a pretty terrible movie. First time I watched it, there were a few good scary bits but a lot of boring melodrama about characters I didn’t like. The second time I watched it, someone pointed out the Freudian plot elements . . . and now it plays out like a ham-fisted freshman essay on ‘mommy issues’.

“Johnny Mnemonic says hi.”

If you believe certain UFO sightings are bizarre and unaccountable, doesn’t that make you underly credulous?

. . . y’know, I don’t think I even want to ask.

That’s because the Eldridge had an entirely female crew and thus belonged only in the “her”story books.

“The movie The Philadelphia Experiment pretty much sucked, though at least it did give the lovely Nancy Allen a rare part in a non-Brian dePalma movie.”

Y’know, I was just posting about that the other day. I know people love to hear me talk about stuff I’ve posted elsewhere, so I’ll just cut and paste it for you . . . .

You think it would be suitable for a streaming service? It’d have to be someone flush with cash!

His casting was a huge leap forward for differently-abled actors!

Dark Crimes 3: Crime Darker!

It’d be pretty easy to change Aliens to a stand-alone movie. You’re assuming the need to fully tell the story of Alien within the movie of Aliens, but that’s unnecessary.

It’s not the size of your straw that matters . . .

“What’s a retcon of a major element of the story?”

We get it, Hassenger. You’re in the pocket of Big Clone.