“That’s ridiculous; I would NEVER smash a perfectly good cake.”

Accept this piece of wisdom from Ghostbusters:

Rather than spoil it here, I’ll direct you to the Wiki entry.

It obviously refers to Bill Arlington, who took over the government of Saskatchewan by force of arms in 1938. His ruling junta lasted for approximately 74 hours, until people realized he was serious and he was quickly arrested. Arlington, who passed away in prison in 1962, bore a startling resemblance to noted…

“Then there’s the bit where they level a government building with a bomb so small it likely wouldn’t level a Fotomat.”

“Then, of course, there’s the incident that the film builds to for most of its runtime.”

The solution is simple: more heroin.

Saoirse is pronounced “throat-warbling mangrove”.

I, for one, am unhappy with the notion that the xenomorphs would take on their hosts’ characteristics. Throw a few koalas at them, wait for the next generation, and you could pretty much take them out with nerf guns.

Ah. And how many of those species made the leap off-planet? That’s kinda my point: the parasitic xenomorph can piggy-back into any ecosystem and co-opt the vector of any creature large enough to parasitize. The hive xenomorph will dominate its ecosystem but will have limitations spreading outside of it.

“the best sequels manage to both be their own story and function as a continuation of the existing story.”

“I will never get the hatred for Resurrection.”

I thought the Aliens queen mother was a giant leap backward. The hive of monsters looks great and all, but the need for a queen and a colony limits the successful spread of the xenomorph moreso than having each individual xenomorph be self-propagating.

I hate Wisconsin. It is a dairy-pocked hellscape. This movie is a documentary, plot-holes and blazer jackets included.

Why would I? I didn’t say it was right or wrong for either of them. I just suggested that someone whose username is Taxation Is Theft could safely be expected to cite to a shadowy conspiratorial plot to victimize a prominent conservative.

Theatergoers will also be provided with free Kool-Aid . . . .

Star Trek 4: Romulan Basilisk

Then we need to change the question.

“He’s almost 50 and not exactly technologically savvy, especially since he’s being released from a three-year prison stint at the beginning of the game.”

Alternately, you could have said, “Sorry, but I was recently diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder. According to my psychiatrists, as a sociopath I’m not actually capable of an emotional response to most ordinary stimuli, such as music. I also should avoid anything that might provoke my violent tendencies,…