Maybe true but,

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

Holy shit, that label!

....that’s not correct...

The live music I saw on Frenchman still gives me goosebumps, and that was 6 years ago 

I think you did a damn good job with your first tour, and the lack of alcohol probably helped. Being that I’m beyond the binge/blackout phase of consumption myself, the other tourist charms I’ve found to be musts that keep me coming back:

I weirdly needed this Jamboroo right now. I went to New Orleans for the first time the weekend before last (for work) and immediately realized that, with my dislike of humidity, crowds, loud noise, and seafood, it was gonna be maybe not the party paradise I hoped for. But I went to a Mardi Gras float factory and ate…

Indeed. Even my 13-year-old said to me, during the movie, “They don’t actually expect us to think Mysterio is a good guy, do they?”

What, no bread pudding or other desserts?

Staged projections to do evil is exactly Mysterio’s MO in the comic books. I wouldn’t even consider that to be a plot twist. 

SPOILER ALERT: Mysterio is Mysterio

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

There are no human beings that are actually 5'11". If a man tells you he’s 5'11", he’s 5'10" and wants to be 6', and if a woman tells you she’s 5'11", she’s 6' and doesn’t want to intimidate the men who lie about being 5'11". 

Yeah this is a bad take from Splinter. In almost all communications it’s pretty much always better to stay focused.

Trump was never going to get impeached on emoluments, and in the minds of Republicans in Congress, the Mueller report was a dud and not damaging (enough) to Trump. No way Republicans were going to support impeachment on either of those two issues, at least not in isolation. Perhaps if they are included with the…

Were this a real justice system, Pelosi’s plan would be what a lot of prosecutors would do (and some have said as much), but with Moscow Mitch stating outright that he’d ensure any impeachment trial would be a sham, that the least amount of evidence would be heard and this wouldn’t last half a day under his power,…

You too feared that Paul Blest would write a lazy and poorly reasoned article bashing a process that hasn’t yet begun?  Ya, I hear ya...

Counterpoint: The majority of American actually are DUMB AS FUCK and need to have teeny tiny bits of information regurgitated down their throats like baby chicks in order to halfway grasp a topic.

Here’s the thing: this all happened recently, while he was president, in his capacity as president. That matters to a LOT of people who would otherwise say (1) you can’t impeach him for crimes he did before he was president, or (2) you can’t impeach him for crimes while he was president that were personal in nature,…

Neither does USC, or Harvard for that matter, or Claremont or Williams or NYU or Stanford! Most of the upper middle-lower upper-class kids attending elite schools get really good jobs with really good connections out of college, but they’re still the kinds of jobs (finance, consulting, etc) that require you to put the…