Is it just me, or are all these ‘Liberal’ colleges and ‘Elitist Left’ kids being targeted by ‘good people?’

John Vandemoer should’ve stuck with baseball.

John Vandemoer sounds more like the title of a sailing coach than the name of a person. When he was born, his parents knew John Vandemoer would one day be the corrupt sailing coach of a prestigious private college.

Dah. Kinja’ed. I tried to permalink it.  Thanks!

This chud making absolutely certain that the camera knows his date weighs only 110 lbs — NO FATTIES HERE SIR -- was another level-up achievement of asshole-ish-ness

There are FAR too many guns in the valley right now. 

Unlike the original Shane at least this has a happy ending. 

His writing staff is a dog with a concussion who flunked out of police school sniffing at a book of madlibs smeared with week-old peanut butter.

The worst part of that screencap is his haircut. If he’d just let it grow out, he’d be a lock for a sweet endorsement deal. “I’m Tress Way for TRESemme.”

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

His fucking name is Tressler?

For posterity:

Also, I don’t think Stephen A. Smith is lazy at all. He does two different shows like 4 or 5 times a week? Not including guest spots, columns, interviews and specials. I think he works hard as fuck.

Stephen A later apologized, saying he was working off Charley Casserly’s notes.

Damn fine work here.

Not to mention the paperboy.

Yeah, you’re almost certainly taking a bath in a shower. What kind of fucking weirdo wouldn’t pull the little knob and rinse off after?

“But it's weird, warm rain Janine! I'm extremely comfortable and don't want to get out of this rainstorm and go back to the office and you can't fucking make me Janine! I'm already naked! This is where I live now... Back to you Janine!"

American Public Media’s “Marketplace” outlet is pretty fantastic, especially Kai Ryssdal’s flagship podcast of the same name. Kai & APM have a great way of explaining really business-y things without making it boring or patronizing.