The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

In lieu of flowers, send tax breaks.

Down by the river
I shot my baby
Down by the river,
I shot her, but if guns were banned I would’ve just used a knife or something else and also this is really a mental health issue.

What is clear, however, is that the only thing that will help the family grieve and accept their loss at this time is a brand new, publicly funded, $2.3b stadium. Please. Thank You.

Yup. We can choose between winning pragmatism or losing ideological purity.

“Lamb looked like a moderate-at-best candidate, touting his use of an AR-15 in ads and criticizingHouse Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi while steering clear of denigrating Trump. When it came to reproductive rights, Lamb said that while, as a Roman Catholic, he’s personally opposed to abortion, he supports pro-choice…

More importantly, the populism you describe is what is politically popular. What the party wants is a candidate that they are a) familiar with, who b) won’t upset any apple carts. This would be the prototypical “I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative!” candidate.

Not that the Democrats aren’t spineless milquetoast goobers, but this IS what they’re doing. Their calculations may be correct here and incorrect there, but saying...

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
That guns don’t kill people. People kill people.

Oh, jesus, enough with this baloney. In 2018, it doesn’t make you look world-weary or wise by engaging in these false equivalences, it just make you look intellectually lazy. There are real, important differences between the policies that Democrats and Republicans enact that have incredibly profound effects on the…

I think Pelosi-as-punching-bag is the greatest gift she can give to the country at the moment.

Whoever’s running republican. That’s what the author is suggesting.

I think they sound like a pair of con artists who received superpowers in an accident.

And no socialized medical handouts to help dress your wounds either, I assume. The best medical advice is always “Walk it off”.

Do I want to know who “Diamond and Silk” are? It sounds like a cop show from 90s-era basic cable.

Well, yeah, them. But I had one specific individual in mind.

Our country’s youth has become so soft about things like not wanting to be murdered in school.

“Most Complete Moron”?

Boy, these clowns are so totally absurd. Only the most complete moron could be influenced by anything they have to say....