It’s fucking word salad. He’s the real life version of Michael Scott, without all the good parts.

I said, “Well, in that case, I feel differently,” I said, “but I don’t believe it.” I sent one of our guys out, his guy, my guy, they went out, I said, “Check, because I can’t believe it.”

Part of Trump’s strength with his base involves his ability to obfuscate through bloviation. If he keeps talking for long enough, in enough verbal circles, his audience eventually loses the thread, and thinks, “Well, he’s (supposedly) rich, and a (horrifically unsuccessful) businessman, and he’s President, so he’s…

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...

It’s the unholy alliance of a tragically stunted vocabulary and a non-existent grasp of history, current affairs, how government works, how finance works, etc., swaddled in narcissistic delusion. To recreate it, all you need to do is find yourself a toddler who hasn’t had enough enrichment and let them dictate tweets.…

And then burned down the bank just to be sure.

Elected officials represent all citizens, not just registered voters.

Uh, yeah, about the Dems blocking Trump’s nominations:

Give this fucker a hand folks, he has been proven wrong and stupid by multiple folks here...but he still keeps trying to double down and continue to show just how fucking stupid he is.

Seriously you are a big fucking idiot, stop having opinions about these things because you just look stupid

You would think even if one believed him, you would at least question this, but no. I guess it’s eaier to believe things that agree with your own f’ed up narrative.

All voters are constituents, but not all constituents are voters.

You’re mistaking “voters” for “constituents.” Constituents are the people a politician represents, voters are the people who put them in. School children are part of a politician’s constituency because a politician represents them in things like educational policy or various other laws that concern them.

Oh no, the horror in suggesting a politician face his constituents! It’s a shame they forced Doug Ducey into politics like that when he wasn’t interested. Oh wait, that’s right, it doesn’t work that way at all.

Seriously! Those tweets just alternate between things being the worst ever or the best ever! Businesses are doing the best ever! But trade is the most unfair ever! But the GDP is the best ever!

I read that as “worst US in history,” and it seemed 100% accurate.

I am continually confused by Agent Orange condemning the democrats blocking things that his party is COMPLETELY IN CONTROL OF. GAH!

Well he doesn’t!

While giving it’s executives 8-figure bonuses because “ya gotta retain the top talent.”

Hyperbole is all they can understand anymore.