“I’ve decided Jonathan Football sounds more ... mature. Jack Handegg to my friends.”

If that’s what Trump wanted, then Soviet.

Wait is Cody back? I am so pissed at Cracked for firing all there AV team I was really liking this segment so have some of the cracked video team returned to you tube? if so where?

“Douglas Flute” is making me laugh really hard right now.

That’s his way of saying “I see you, brother”.

Ya know, it’s starting to make sense that Trump thinks he’s the smartest person alive, since he’s surrounded himself with a clown car full of morons.

If only Doug Flutie could have dropped the diminutive, he would have been a contender for GOAT.

That’s what you get for Russian into things.

I am confused as to why Biz decided to put a pic of himself in his post.

So glad Cody’s back to doing his best work! As soon as I learned about that patreon, I pledged because this is a god damn voice or reason in these insane times.

Too bad he never had a comeback. I wanted to see the Return of the Mack.

I remember when Flava in Ya Ear was big and thinking it sounded like such an innovative tune that we could expect big things from Craig Mack. My prediction did not bear out but being a minister is cool, too. RIP

I do hope this is a joke based on the article, otherwise it really rather proves the point by demonstration. It also shows a lot of potential ignorance about your own health. The odds of having the combination of diseases you have described are such that there should be less than one person on earth that has had that…

Pretty sure you stent mentioned by name. This is a generalization, the fact you felt the need to freak out dies suggest you probably are a judgemental prick mostly because of the saying. Me thinks thou doth protest to much.

Organic produce is also grown with pesticides. You might as well set your money on fire.

Is this part of the article? How meta.

Non-organic does not mean “no pesticide” for pete’s sake. It means that the pesticide that does get used doesn’t have an adherent in it that makes it cling to the plant.

47th rule of the internet; If you think/do things differently than me on anything you are a piece of sh*t that deserves to be humiliated and bullied into submission. These sites and comments section exist for that reason and that reason only.

Good thing it doesn’t seem to have had that effect on you!

I feel like I’m walking right into your trap...But uh...1) This isn’t an AV Club article. 2) Aren’t you just ridiculing, too? (answer: Yes, you are.)