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Fun fact:

I believe I could jump 100 feet down a mountain if I BRACE MYSELF properly.

The way you know a person isn’t eating literal shit pizza is because no one would ever eat literal shit pizza. 

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.

I got way ahead of myself last night and thought “at the 2030 Winter Olympics she could be (still only) 29 years old going for her 4th straight gold medal, wow!”

Then that says a lot about the ~50% of white women, many who aren’t having their voting rights ripped away - that chose to sit this one out. That means they were comfortable with either candidate winning, and chose to stay at home or didn’t care. That’s equally as scary and problematic.

I’m also a genius and an alpha

Not a troll, just not a libtard

Yep, and according to them - if you experience racism, it’s not because you’re brown. It’s because you’re not “acting right”.

A.) Citation please and

Look, if she takes all the opiates, then there won’t be much left for addicts. And by the look of her, she, in fact, takes ALL the opiates (and probably some uppers, too).

Yes yes, leftists are fascists, war is peace, peace is war, fake news! Yada yada.

The first indication that someone isn’t a genius? They tell you they’re a genius.

“I won’t elect a criminal just because we both have girl parts. Instead, I elected a criminal who likes to assault girl parts.”

Conway said, “I have rarely met somebody so strong with such excellent—excellent instincts and loyalty and smarts.”

It goes hand and hand with how sickness and poverty are also only handed out to the “weak” and “morally lacking.” Hell, even discrimination only falls upon the “weak.” If you’re not hit, not poor, not sick, not sexually harassed (not brown), it is a sign that you are strong, good, morally correct and, therefore, loved

Minor point, but it’s not just conservative women that say that to themselves. Lots of women do, of all stripes, until it happens to them. I’m so sorry that I know this now, and I wish I had known it back when it happened.

Tonight, I confronted my abuser, my ex-wife. I’ve had spousal abuse charges dropped by a judge, another woman, who said that women can’t be abusers, especially against another woman. Yes, I’m a woman, and my ex-wife abused me. Tonight, she started throwing our child around the house. Because he called, and texted

This is the lie conservative women tell themselves over and over. It won’t happen to me because I’m strong, and if it happens to you it’s your fault for being weak. So I don’t need to care about you, or change anything about the world because of it.