Are there any stairs in-between? We know he’s afraid of stairs.

I know we are talking about Donald, but how fuking hard could’ve been to walk/roll 30 feet from Oval office to WH Press room if he really wanted to condemn domestic violence...

She just needs to be rebooted.

Im as confused as anybody but maybe its like the movie dodgeball a la “You can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball”

My older brother always told me you only spit shake with your best friend and that the only rule is that the older person is the only one who spits. It was so great being my brother’s best friend.

“He showed a lot of heart. He’s a true competitor. We’ve decided to suspend him indefinitely, for one match.” - Coach K

He should have swallowed.

For sure. Developing scapular dyskinesis and an inhibiting uppercross syndrome post injury or surgery is very common and can be hard to beat if those issues are then trained upon instead of treated properly. If the foundation sucks then you build a house upon it, you’re gonna have issues from the floor to the ceiling.…

Shot-putting is extremely common for people with yips. You’re generally very tight which is what causes that motion. If he were relaxed, it would free up his range of motion. I’ve had the yips many times in my life in several different sports. I’m what you would call a classic headcase and totally empathize with poor…

Pretty sure I saw The Crippling Yips open for Cherry Poppin’ Daddies at Warped Tour ’98.

It’s Kinja. If we aren’t bitching about something, then something’s wrong.

To me, yips is the only explanation that doesn’t require you to blast everybody involved, including Fultz. If he’s suffering from impingement or dyskinesis or some other shoulder injury or purely physiological condition that is limiting his range of motion and fucking up his coordination, he probably shouldn’t be…

Edit for clarity: I agree. I also think it makes him sound like a relative of Foghorn Leghorn, right down to the accent and the senseless blather when he gets flustered.

I think he looks like his own ventriloquist dummy.

Here’s an Andy Warhol “portrait.” Looks like the subject, right?

Oh, that’s rich. Take the extreme opposite stance and present it like it’s the only other alternative.

It requires a bit of understanding of Amy Sherald’s work, which often starts rooted in realism and develops into something more abstract. We’ve seen several examples of her work that tie “celebrity” to “everyman,” so to speak. Mrs. Obama’s portrait follows that artistic style, and the result shouldn’t be surprising to…

I adopted a pure bred pug, who like many pugs, lived a long, healthy life (16 and a half years.) She was smart and beautiful and intuitive and very special. Last year, I adopted a mutt from the shelter, and he is smart and beautiful and loving and hilarious. I plan to one day adopt or buy another pure pug, because I…

The header image is of a racist Keebler Elf desperate to hold in a fart.

I always think the name “Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III” is a name that would be rejected for use in a Civil War movie as it sounds too stereotypical.