lol nope

Goddamnit...I don’t have very high expectations for Mizzou, or Missouri, or humanity in general, but nice to know I can still be surprised.

Such fouls could either result in points docked, or be grounds for DQ. The ref determined that his violation was the latter.

An inhaler can be filled with any sort of drugs to give a competitive advantage. The issue isn’t the inhaler, but the lack of notification, and verification of the inhaler’s contents.

Could have been his conscience speaking from the sunken place, or from wherever Will Byers was within himself as the Mind Flayer took over his body?

“They’re treating the talent employees like shit.....what a shocker” Every Vince McMahon employee laborer ever

Completely do not understand the connection between paying college athletes and some of those athletes being suspended for rules violations when they do get paid.

lol hope. Have you seen the world, buddy?

I’d rather see Simone do it, though. If average Joe could pull off a somersault with twist, Simone would pull off some shit that would probably literally make a head explode.

He didn’t get “beat” on any play, except maybe the last in that highlight reel; you have to consider that the Sixers’ pick and roll defense strategy has always been for the on-ball defender to come over the top of a screen, relying on Embiid (and now Horford) to deter players away from the rim.

I was very happy to see that the moment did not seem too big for him, at all, from his first (regular season) NBA minutes. His game played out exactly as many people thought it would; he just seemed to be always be in a good position to make defensive plays. And active hands, but needs to watch out for recklessness…

Fair point. The wings probably also offer a levitation advantage.

But enough about the Republican social policy platform.

You think literally any guy can flip and twist with the body control that Simone Biles has? Okay.

So, same scenario, but change ankles to wrists?

There’s also the uneven bars!

The Sixers have a pretty good trampoline dunk team that perform at a certain point of the game. I’d give at least one dollar to have her as a guest dunker.

You would either detach your ankle or crack your head as the ball rolls from underneath you.

You must hate ankles.

Dear God, it’s worse than I even thought. Reminds me of the “your day in the barrel” joke. Those poor, poor, probably pretty financially secure but still so poor people.