They could have done that whether the penalties were accepted or declined.

Not really. But this sounds like an amazing story.

Don’t you kinkshame me.

Seems like a real ambecile... no wait, I mean Anbesol.

... tell me more, please. 

Narrated by an account executive in business development

Also, to try not to be too harsh to fellow commenters, because we all make those mistakes of scanning omission.

I’ve learned to appreciate Deadspin coverage for the requisite snark I love and the echoing of many (though certainly not all) of my beliefs, and then to always follow any links they provide for additional context.

This better get >100 stars or Kinja has failed us all.

Two links to the original reportage in the article, my friend.

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

It’s too bad that Sam Darnold isn’t a grown man who can speak for himself...oh, wait.

“You call that scary?”

Definitely respect that perspective, and seems like semantics formed a large part of the disagreement. “Worse candidate” can be also interpreted as unqualified (in which case, no) or unelectable (in which case, QED, but there are also historic landslides which might prove otherwise).

This whole Funbag had some weird ass moments for me. Particularly when he did this thing that always drives me crazy, which is to answers a question not asked, or brings in an assumption out of his own ass—like the idea that anti-Italian restaurant guy equated quality with price, which was not even nearly implied in…

It’s like you’ve never even heard of Utah.

Truth be told, the update video makes me want this game more than anything.

As the manager of Prestige Worldwide, I’d like to ask you to please shut your whore mouth.

Thinking too of the article from earlier, about Belichick’s “tormenting” them with intentional penalties and clock drainage, when one might have framed it as “Even in clearly losing effort, Gase not falling for Belichick bullshit.” But anything for the LOLJETS, I guess? (Note: I ain’t mad at it.)

I think the clock would have run, anyway, if I’m reading this correctly: