Goddamn seriously.

Next thing you know you’ll have players talking about ghouls and Tom Brady talking about witches.

Yeah, right? Like, I can totally understand being snippy about someone making a connection, however strong it might seem on the surface, that does’t particularly hold up under scrutiny, except for maybe just trying to get a rise out of you.

I very much appreciate you giving the context for that one, at the end of a long day.

before the baby was born I had some pot two or three times a week 

Damn, I forgot about this. What a fucking douchebaby.

The entire point of this article is rehashing Bernie/Hillary shit, so it isn’t out of line to bring him up, especially when you talk about “candidacy.” If she was the worst candidate in history, Bernie should have beaten her. It’s somewhat disingenuous to allege that your observation is completely devoid of that conte…

That’s a fair question, but he also might have been completely oblivious, like the clueless dog we joke about him being, since the particular spa in the scene question is more in line with his new age-y “restorative life” TB12 sort of bullshit than a massage parlor.

Also, if he said that, it would be a lie, because the scene was supposedly written before the incident, but filmed after the Super Bowl. 

Absolutely, while also noting that this site/network was basically built on tongue-in-cheek contrarianism and gossip. 

When have facts ever gotten in the way of a hot take?

Someday, a viewer will call the NFL office to complain that a player isn’t wearing regulation socks, and then we should just pack up all sports and throw them in a volcano, because we don’t deserve them.

Nah, because then they’d say he’s hiding something, or covering for Kraft, or some other form of presumption/projection.

Conflicted between believing Brady is being a huge baby in this particular case, and also that media blows anything they can out of proportion, with a healthy dose of blaming/shaming, because that is pretty much the entire function of content milling.

I picked him up, swapped him 3 minutes before kickoff because, I dunno, didn’t check the weather report. Swapped him for Latavius Murray, who I had also picked up last week. Those 6 points of difference didn’t end up mattering, because of Damien Williams, Russell Wilson coming to earth, and Delanie Walker’s ankle.…

I think you could argue most any sport where the equipment can be questioned as a function of the sport.

As I mentioned/implied, consecutive delays of game is specified. Otherwise, yeah, there has to be some discretion and judgment on the part of the refs. I think of the intentional holding in Baltimore that was done specifically to secure a win, then that was addressed after the season. This might be a cause for…

Someone else in the comments mentioned that one of the refs may have given him a “knock it off” talk. Gotta think that 4+ consecutive, clearly intentional penalties would probably be grounds for unsportsmanlike conduct?

And I want to take this comment out on a date, and then realize we probably aren’t exactly compatible, but the conversation was nice, so we try it again, then exchange sparsely timed texts for a couple of weeks, still feeling out the situation until we realize that without any sexual spark or substantial things in…

But baseball, and baseball alone, is the only sport in which the very nature of the equipment is called into question as a function of the sport.