How do they expect me to masturbate to this?

Your guess is completely correct.

I think it’s called “skanking.”

Someone ought to send the PR genius behind that statement a copy of Barbara Streisand’s Greatest Hits.

Also, “c Mount Kenya.” Maybe they are so NOT RACIST that they were actually cryptically promoting African tourism? Did you ever think of that, hmmmmm?

The term “English soccer” encompasses both international and domestic league contests. 

The same Democrat machine that was so in the bag for Hillary couldn’t outlast Obama’s rise, yet Hillary beat Bernie, pretty soundly. That’s the beauty of the conspiracy, I guess?

And once again, Roger McDowell goes unpunished for his crimes!

But Bernie lost to the “2nd worst candidate in history,” so, there’s that.

Between spitting on hecklers, the “aren’t you a role model” thing, and just generally being who he is, I’m pretty sure Charles Barkley has a lot of thoughts on this incident.

Just a point of clarity: he spit on a grown-up, threatened/faked spitting on the kid.

I guess the part when he hit D-Bo with the brick is when he went Aggro Craig.

Ouch...let me show you on the doll where that comment touched me.

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

But it is one step closer to my ultimate dream of seeing The Crag in the Olympics.

I would now like to announce, to the Mets and no one else in particular, my candidacy for the 2020 Presidential Election. I promise no less than a flaming disaster, as they are accustomed to paying for.

Kicker: Eric Jr.

“Pathetic.”

Not just KC.

But a great acrostic.