Bonus reference points for the leg warmers.

Yeah, this is a great clip and all, but it doesn’t help you see how running lanes developed, or how the one would-be tackler ended up missing a good angle—visual elements that also give you a good sense of the “chaos” endemic to any given play.

More people got it than took it seriously, so, yeah.

Jokes, my dude. Jokes.

Bonus real story is the refs not calling roughing the passer.

This headline and entire article were written by Mad Libs.

There are at least four potential They Might Be Giants song titles in this comment.

Tied with “The Dolphins Ate Still Finding New Ways To Embarrass Themselves” for least shocking headline of the day.

He still votes for Marianne Williamson. Voting is like, just a state of mind, man.

Huh, I’m surprised this happened in Oklahoma. I expect this kind of outcome more for wagons in Oregon.

Lol “only” 6'5. 

These are the questions that need answering...THIS IS WHY THE TIME HAS COME FOR ICEKETBALL!

Agreed. I’m 5'10.5, so I round appropriately to 6'1.

Nah, Philly’s awesome. Suck batteries, jacko.

These are excellent questions, and I would like to extend an invitation for you to join the Iceketball Competitive Committee.

I mean, I wouldn’t want to tell the world about how small my penis is, but you do you I guess.

Also, I hadn’t thought about him in like, who knows how long, but now I’m finding it very peculiar that I’ve never seen him and Sean Spicer in the same room together...

Aren’t most things?

Not one of those Brazilian museums, though...

Motherfucker, if you just invented iceketball, you are my favorite today.