I hope to high hell you are making a joke, just as I was, and that you aren’t missing that the context of that line is restricted to heights, as this entire article is about NBA player heights.

Ever since the MOVE bombing, I’ve refused to buy a house in Philadelphia.

1) lol there’s no such thing as a quarter inch. You get half, or you get nothing.

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

One time, as a drunk college freshman, I stuck duct tape all over my face in the middle of a party. At about 80% coverage, someone finally asked “What the hell are you doing,” and I had a moment of stunned silence as what I was doing finally dawned on me .All I could say was “Seemed like a good idea at the time.” It…

What baffles me was there were three yards needed...THREE! Like, maybe that play has a snowball’s chance on a shady day in hell of working with an inch to go, but three goddamn yards?

So would the DEA, because it must have bee a room literally constructed out of LSD-soaked cocaine.

Lazy writing?

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

Why coach Andy Reid decided to have his quarterback run such a chaotic play while nursing a bad ankle is beyond me, but here it is:

The Joe Flacco error in one play.

What does injuring his knee have to do with a bad ankle?

“Frankly, why did Andy Reid have him playing football at all on a bum ankle?”

They were only up 4, early in the game, with 5 yards to go to goal. Smart coaches would go for it like 99.9999% of the times in that situation, with lesser QBs than Mahomes.

“If" being the operative word.

Maybe not directly fire him, but Silver/the league office put heavy pressure on the Sixers’ owners to fire Sam Hinkie.

Or in the sense that Colin Kaepernick voluntarily opted out of his contract, so really, how can he be being blacklisted, and how do you know he really wants to play football anymore, anyway?

Everything about new Kinja gives me nightmares. I often think I’ve rec’d (GTFOH “saved”) a post, and then later, it seems like I haven’t, so what would be taken as ribbing sarcasm when I gave a star might look like troll-ass shitposting. So I hit the star again from mobile, but then I worry that I might have undone…

Marcus Hayes is the fucking worst take merchant in a city full of them. I think Howard Eskin has more of a profile, being in television and other media, and of course everyone knows about SAS, but the sheer thought of a Marcus Hayes byline makes me cringe.

My “admit Andy Benoit was right” impulse is conflicting dangerously with my “root for the (non-problematic) black QB to succeed” impulse. The latter is still stronger, but man, kinda only barely.