Correction: Existing IN MY FACE!

I don’t think the NCAA has tag team matches and the competitors rarely do the People’s Elbow off the top rope.

The fuck is up with that headline?

Going to (perhaps naively) take your question in good faith, and not merely concern trolling an issue you don’t really care about.

This is where I fall both on the side of, and against the concept of “momentum.” On one hand, you can’t discount the intangible impact of pressure or confidence mounting over the course of good or bad play. But at the same time, if momentum can be shifted with a single play/series/score, then aren’t we really just…

Not even going to ask if “SJWswill” was a typo or a neologism; I’m just going to enjoy it.

You did the right thing.

Eatin’ good in the neighborhood...where property values are plummeting.

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And good for him to be back in kissin’ shape in time to put together his Steve Harrington costume.

+1 Impact Factor

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I think you just stumbled upon the next big chain restaurant sensation: Methylebee’s!

Damn son.

We have seen how basketball can be an important form of people-to-people exchange that deepens ties between the United States and China.

Besides the appeal to universality, I can’t even joke about being inside an Applebee’s.

Power rankings, which remain analytics for people who can’t count and don’t intend to start learning now,

Gotta admit, the headline tracks.

Ben Murphy, Jimmie “JJ” Walker”

You barely get to live in the world at all—much less run a multibillion dollar business with global ties and partnerships of varying degrees—without there being a political undertone to most of your actions.