I guess here is the part where we mention Obama’s drone strikes?

Also, the Ds.

Butterball CEO: (sobs)

Fucking cowards. That is all.

You would think they are used to subtle criticism from basketball teams, since there are Tiananmen allowed on the floor at all times.

Yeah, even where more-or-less surrounded by “like-minded” peeps, sometimes you just gotta disconnect. I spent yesterday unplugged from the comment portion of internetting, just caught up on Rifftrax that I hadnt seen on Amazon Prime. Ate a salad. Light cleaning. No booze. Felt real good.

“lol you know it’s fake, right?”

Oh, the irony.

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your significant other!

I had no idea about injury splits. Besides the idea that “Player X wouldn’t even have a contract without these if the team views them as an injury risk,” it’s a pretty disgusting proposition.

I’ve often wondered if roster expansion would provide some mitigation to 18 games. The teams and league will earn more revenue with the extra games, so they should probably add a few more roster spots for substitutions and injury relief. I don’t know if that would totally work out, or if the NFLPA will simply want…

Trump can only wish to have President Camacho’s agreeable temperament and crystal clear foresight.

That’s why your prescription drugs are so high. Because of the socialists, driven by profits as they are.

DT: “Obviously not the good ones, you know, like my good friend Benny Netanyoohoo.”

If he won’t play, what does that say about leadership, huh? Sends a bad message to the kids, that’s what it says. And you gotta think it applies to other things in his life. Now, for example, I doubt his commitment to Sparkle Motion.

I often think about whether it is well and truly “hypocritical” for such messages to be delivered on a media network whose very existence — not to mention editorial content — depends on the opposite message. But, either way, I think I am going to take the advice for at least the weekend.

Ah, first time around sports fans? Welcome; things can get really stupid.

Yeah, I thought that was, like, elementary shit, but here we are, once again questioning the definition of what “is” is.

Minor FTFY: looks. As in always.

They’re Packers fans; the cheese brats will rip them a new one in due time.