See, now that you explain it that way, it makes perfect sense. Cancer is Communist. So are these bunions I’ve developed. Also, anyone whom I desire who will not sleep with me, probably a Commie.

Really bad decision to...wait for wider support and more substantial claims before pursuing a weighty political action, I guess?

It’s hard to fault people for thinking he IS a wizard....

What the fuck is a search engine?

Damn, you beat me to it.

Pat Mahomes really ought to stick to sports.

Probably.

One might even say that the RPO offense is like capitalism at its finest: unregulated, giving the QB the flexibility to respond to unforeseen externalities or on-field conditions. This, opposed to the rigid regulations imposed by a standard read progression or the demands on the RB to always follow the prescribed gap…

If he doesn’t, they can kiss My Black Ass.

If that was the actual defense, he should be either disbarred or charged with some sort of crime for wasting oxygen.

Being a team player, not questioning orders, wage suppression, universal health care...sounds like college sports are clearly just a front to indoctrinate kids into the CPUSA.

the Run Pass Offense Option“is the purest form of communism” (???),

The song never specified which was the genius and which was insane!

I thought that was called a protection racket...

It took me 2 seconds too long to realize you were referring to Bush Jr instead of saying “because he wasn’t White,” meaning that he Magical Negro-ed America’s racist history by sheer dint of his electoral win, creating the lasting peace and harmony among the population that we still enjoy today.

The press conference where Belichick was asked repeatedly about Brown was before he was released, so I’m not sure where you are getting this idea that there was no coverage.

To be honest, I feel the “possible future legal action” response is the BEST response they have right now, at least to the question of why did they cut him. If AB fields a grievance, it makes total sense, and only someone standing on moral ceremony would hold them too much at fault (similar to that misguided article…

If you have a blase response to this, that’s your own prerogative. Other people care about the message it sends when a sexual assault allegation is not enough to stop a player from scoring a touchdown, but “embarrassing texts” are. And if not for the pressure of the press covering the ongoing shitstorm, there might…

All very true, but I don’t think this is a case of people acting like “this [is] a mystery”; more like calling it out each time it happens. On a (generally) much more important front, you know every time Trump opens his mouth, he’s going to lie. But you call it out every time, even if you know it isn’t going to change…

There’s a good likelihood they lose the case anyway. They have language in the contract that allows them to cut him, but he’s likely to argue that there’s no provision in the CBA to justify withholding the signing bonus, and he has a strong case.